Vance 

Vance is the one person you trust wholeheartedly, but you can never tell if they trust you. Vance is kind, intelligent, charismatic, and humble. They will support you no matter what. You can try to get them to open up to you, but it never seems to work. When meeting a Vance it is best to be straight forward. Don't skirt around what you want, they are too intelligent to be fooled, especially by liars.

Try to not give away to much about yourself as well, they love puzzles and being mysterious is something that makes them want to talk to you more. Vance can be extremely gorgeous, but don't let that trick you, Vance has zero idea how attractive they are and never seem to brag about it even with perfect skin and hair.
Most of all, never limit Vances freedom, they value it more than anything, and taking it away will make them feel trapped and alone, which is something that plagues Vances mind the most.
Be kind to Vance, even if they seem intimidating, it may be the best choice you've ever made.

Person A: Who is that person with the great hair?
Person B: Their name is Vance.

Vance by Ares September 5, 2019

Heath Vander Ark 

Him.

Heath Vander Ark is him.

Heath Vander Ark by Sailingboats20 February 10, 2023

Vanderbilt 

Vanderbilt is the school where people who could get into the lower Ivies go when they realize they’re not ugly.

Not on Harvard’s level, but is better than schools like Brown.

Van student #1: “Damn, Princeton passed Vanderbilt. We’re only 18th for 2019’s rankings.”

Van student #2: “Yeah, but is one spot worth having exponentially uglier classmates?”

Van Student #3: “yeah, kind of amazing for a school with an 11% acceptance rate”

Vanderbilt by 35 ACT, 9/10 Looks January 14, 2019

Vanderbilt 

A prestigious university in Nashville, Tennessee, that boasts the greatest party scene of any Top 20 school. The girls here are hot; the guys here are lucky; the frats and sororities have their own little worlds that you can choose to be a part of or not. The Greek system is prominent at Vanderbilt, but only about 40% of the students are actually Greek, so you can have a great social life without being Greek. The professors are amazing; the campus is beautiful; Nashville's a fun town. Vanderbilt is the perfect university because of its relatively small size (6,000 undergrads, 5,000 grad students) and wide selection of majors. This is the greatest place on Earth and can only be described with one word: Heaven.

If you get accepted to Vanderbilt University, you're set for life.

Vanderbilt by Keeg-Money June 19, 2007

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities alcohol that you can fix your life.

You: All i need to do is learn a guitar, buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them.

Brain: Come on, grow up just buy a fucking shredder

This is beer-vana

Beer-vana by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Bob Vance 

The character on The Office who is married to Phyllis

Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: O . . . K . . .

Bob Vance by Evangeline328 November 28, 2018

Sarah Vandella 

Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.

Dylan: Ewh who is that flat ass whore?

Jhonny: Oh shes def a Vandella....

Dylan : gross.
Sarah Vandella has NO CLASS.

Sarah Vandella by Dylan johnnydouglas May 10, 2019