Valve week 

An interval of Valve time from 2 weeks to a month.

"Hey, DOD:S is going to be released next week!"

"But that's a Valve week. Expect it in September."

Valve week by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

Steam Valving 

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.

Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

Steam Valving by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011

Clacker Valve 

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

Clacker Valve by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

Valveteen Rub 

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

Valveteen Rub by buckonz March 5, 2010

Valve pls fix

A phrase used to catch game developer Valve's attention when encountering a bug or exploit in one of their games. This phrase is usually used when reporting very minor bugs, since Valve games are known for being very polished and bug-free. This phrase may also be used in conjunction with the phrase "Literally unplayable."

One pixel of the sky can be seen from inside a building in Mirage. Valve pls fix.

Valve pls fix by TlaribA November 30, 2020

valve anti cheat

valve anti chaet (VAC) is shit antihack

valve anti cheat is shit

valve anti cheat by Embert Memesworth November 21, 2016

Valvegina

Gabe Newell version of why they name the company “Valve”.

“Well, we kinda made it from a valvegina.”

Valvegina by pablolore1 June 4, 2020