urgemeter 

An intrinsic meter that resides within a person enabling them to either control, or lose control of their weird, homo erotic urges against non-gay friends of the same sex.

"shit, I can't believe I let myself get pineconed by Huey again, he had me all wrapped up like a Jimmy Dean sandwich on the wrestling mat in his basement. He obviously couldn't control his urgemeter again"...

urgemeter by cMoneygRip February 16, 2009

urgot 

a giant world renowned sex predator

oh, look its an urgot

urgot by pentle November 1, 2013

Urges 

Strong desires to engage in sexual relations with another.

The reason I avoid hanging out with you is because I have urges.

Urges by Storytime May 24, 2013

urge to splurge 

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.

In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started

urge to splurge by White chocolate 2325 April 17, 2014

resist the urge 

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.

"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",

resist the urge by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

urge to merge 

the tendency (usually attributed to lesbians) to become the same person. They start wearing the same outfits, doing everything together, essentially becoming the same person at the horror and disgust of their friends.

Alice: Have you seen Dana and Tanya, they are wearing the same outfit in similar colors.
Shane: must be the urge to merge.

urge to merge by shaazaaam December 21, 2008

Urgency and Diversity 

This is a concept that can be applied in business and in life to overcome adversity and create solutions. Whenever your organization (or yourself) becomes complacent or things are slowing down, you add in urgency and diversity. Diversity in this concept means to change what you are doing or add 'diverse' things to your schedule. Urgency simply means to do and carry out these things with passion, haste, or importance.

Bro 1: Dude, why can't we get brothers to come out to the parties anymore? We have been having the same parties we always have, just with different themes. What's changed?

Bro 2: Man, we have to create Urgency and Diversity! Instead of the same parties, we need to have a river rafting trip with free beer, we need to rent out a venue for a Halloween party, and we need to get everyone to chip in for party buses to go to the Travis Scott concert. That will create the fear of missing out!

Bro 1: Dude, you are so right. Urgency and Diversity!

Urgency and Diversity by jackelliott May 7, 2020