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OK, we all know that USMC stands for the honorable "United States Marine Corps" and some people refer to them as "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children". However, in early 1987 there was a big scandal where one or two security guards at the U.S. embassy in Moscow, U.S.S.R. were caught being involved in an espionage ring and security breach, and one or more of the guards (who were United States Marines) were in a sexual relationship with a Russian female agent. They were court-martialed and for a while "USMC" was an abbreviation for "Under Seduction of Moscow's Cunt". This occured even while Reagan and Gorbechev were in a state of friendly dialog and Cold War tensions were lessening.
This USMC/embassy mess did not stop the talks between the U.S.A. and the U.S.S.R. from continuing. The Cold War ended peacefully a few years later and the incident was largely forgotten.
USMC by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 25, 2008
The tattoo on my chest (usmc) now stands for Urine Samples Make Civilians.
usmc by jomica May 14, 2008
Uncle Sams Marijuana Club

comes from Vietnam days
usmc by sayonaura April 20, 2004
United States Marine Corps, the main armed task force of the USA, and actually, one of the armies that suffered most casulties in the modern age warfare, even while possessing the best technology and great numbers.
USMC is a really strong force and Air or Naval superiority may be very helpful for countries in war, but all wars end on the land, with real land soldiers.
usmc by hydra headed monkey November 1, 2007
Acronym denoting the United States Marine Corps. Also jokingly defined as 'Uncle Sam's Misguided Children' in reference to it's counter-cultural characteristics. To many members it's also defied as 'Uncomplicated Shit Made Complicated' referring to the Corps' ability to turn any simple task into a complex, micro-managed mess.
Civilian: so why can't you just ask to use the bathroom during a brief?
Marine: I don't know dude. USMC. It's what we do.
USMC by jander hawk September 1, 2012
Person 1: Hahah look at that marine. Fucktard!
Marine: USMC
Person 1: What??
Marine: U suck my cock
Person 1: Ok
USMC by James December 28, 2004