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TWOT: Total Waste of Time

A fake investor who pretends he is rich so that startup his ass and stroke his ego.

TWOTs hints:
A) Linkedin/Bios that reference himself as a “Thought Leader” or “Keynote Speaker"
B) Blog/Re-Tweet links to billionaires generic advice (ie. Elon Musk, Mark Cuban etc)
C) Age 60+ with vague story on how they "made millions" in the 90's
D) Conveniently get you to buy their lunch
“That investor was a TWOT; he said he is a Billionaire but his car is an old Buick"
TWOT by KeshDaddy August 16, 2019
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Same definition as thot, exept rather than standing for tha ho over there, it stands for that whore over there, you find twots on the internet, and you're sure to find a simp saying something like "Oh my god your gorgeous" or some shit when they could be doing better things in life than scrolling through a half naked twots Instagram.
BEGONE TWOT May the TWOT police live on!
Twot, An abbreviation of, That Whore Over There, Is a more formal version of the popular slang, Thot, Which is and abbreviation of That Hoe Over There.
The term Twot, Was popularised by popular YouTuber 'The Right Opinion' He uses it stating that we should always use the Queens English, Even when using slang.
*Female Twitch streamer acts slightly sexual in a Twitch Compilation*
PewDiePie: Stupid Twitch Twot
Twot by AbsoluteNonce69 November 21, 2019
"Yeah, she's funny, but she's a super twot."
Twot by falstar July 31, 2012
a word use 2 rub in some1 elses misfortune
haha he fell over, twot!
twot by Lauren Streeeeeeet September 4, 2007
Twot is the same as thot, however instead of "Thirsty HOE over there", it becomes "Thristy WHORE over there".
"Man, she's such a twot..."
Twot by Your God ;) May 22, 2018