twix 

Twix; adj: originates from the latin "twixfactus" referring to a person/s who is no longer in control of excretary processes due to unforsen external influences or pressure. (pant shitter)

"oh my god i think he's twixed it.....quick call the twix man...tell him to bring extra sawdust and shovals."

twix by Pedal A.ttack December 25, 2005

Twix 

A candy thats making you choose a side like your parents will eventually

Guy: can i get a part of that twix
Guy with twix: you can have the ummmmm left side

Twix by That guy biggie cheese January 20, 2019

Twix 

What a hooker with a lisp turns.

Hey baby, how's twix?

Twix by aereilly August 3, 2003

Twix 

Someone who wishes to have threesomes or foursomes or thensomes.....when there is only two to the pack but wants more.

Guy: 'I fancy a threesome'.
Girl: 'But there is only two in the pack'.
Guy: 'Don't worry we can improvise'.
Girl: 'Stop being such a twix'.

Twix by Long Johns September 7, 2011

Twix 

When things get weird during intercourse and your partner puts two fingers inside your butthole only to pull them out and lick the "chocolate" off.

"She wanted to get kinky so I twixed her."
"How was it?"
"Grand. Just wish she didn't have Indian the night before."

Twix by Leglobe March 10, 2013

twix 

to bail out on...to flake...to leave someone hanging

man forget that bitch she twix on me everytime i try to take her out........

we were gonna double date but the guy started acted weird so we twixed on him.

twix by kamkilya May 15, 2009

Twix 

A slang term for Penis

Hey damian dude how big is youre twix?! or
TWIX RHYMES WITH PENIS!!!!

Twix by George and the twins May 6, 2008