Twitching the curtain

Affectionate term for female masturbation

Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.

Twitching the curtain by Pezzatron February 24, 2011

Finger Twitching 

A reference to rapper Fivio Foreign’s verse in song “Zoo York” by Lil Tjay (feat. Pop Smoke & Fivio Foreign). In his feature, Fivio Foreign raps, “I know they an opp ‘cause my finger keep twitchin’” (Fivio Foreign). Therefore as aforementioned, someone’s finger twitching means you are an opp.

An example of this phrase in a sentence is:

Friend 1: Splashes dirt on Friend 2 shoes.
Friend 2: “My finger twitching”
Friend 1: (Cries knowing they are an opp)

Finger Twitching by SpecialApartment June 28, 2023

Twitchles 

There are many variations for the word twitchles. (1) If a person calls you this, they simply are too lazy to call you by your real name; (2) Being a twitch is another way of saying "Gay" or "Homo" or "pole greaser" etc, (3) Twatchina is simply the feminem version of twitchles, but since most gays are feminem, we save it for the fag hags a.k.a. back bone to the gay community; (4) It can also be converted to "Twitchy" and is often used as an adjective describing one's fabulosity.

(1) fag: Hey ...umm twitchles

fag hag: hey gorgeous

(2) fag hag: check out that twitch!

fag: mmm fuck me sideways!!

(3) fag: hey twatchina

fag hag: hey twitchles, wanna get some dick?

(4) fag hag: omg he is sooooo twitchy

fag: isnt he? absolutely yums

Twitchles by Josephina & Christofagiss October 25, 2009

Twitchinese

Twitchinese is an uncomprehendable english sub dialect spewed out by a substance abusing sketched out stressball with Turret's. It is usually void of consonents but full of fragmented sentences and slurring blended vowels. Usually ends up in a remark about fucking your mother.

Lasabaduhda, a ha ha ha, subadoo an all the people say, HA! -James Brown from Delerious. Don Vito from Viva La Bam speaks a form of Twitchinese. This elusive mammal is found in Kelowna B.C. and is more missunderstood than the Ogopogo.

Twitchinese by Shroby April 3, 2007

hipster twitcher 

One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that

Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!

Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man

hipster twitcher by Robbie The Memer April 18, 2015

twitches 

Twin bitches , girls identical in appearance and both are bitchy in attitude.

Those twins are such twitches!

twitches by Shane Lexander from p town March 15, 2010

four fingered twat twitcher 

the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.

Santa surprised Mrs. Claus with the four fingered twat twitcher udner the holiday table.

four fingered twat twitcher by Twitchy Bitch December 27, 2008