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Kiss-turbate 

The kissing of oneself
So, kiss-turbate!
Kiss-turbate by Kiss moi! July 27, 2010

Turdulater 

Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.

Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated
"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"
Turdulater by pizoozoo August 25, 2011

Trubulation

The act of counting votes in 2020 when a president fabricates the tabulation of votes because of a losing game plan resulting in Tribulation
Is not necessary to count votes in America in 2020 because of the trubulation that is nearing said the Russian czar.

Turkalate 

Turk*a*late

The act of not trying to articulate the meaning of a story. To accept the story doesn’t make sense to the audience.
Fuck it. I’ll turkalate the story and not give a shit.
Turkalate by Fafhiey May 2, 2022

tubulation 

n. A happy state in which operative team jubilation occurs because the patient's trachea has been filled by a plastic cylinder conveying anaesthetic gases ... and oxygen.

.........................
Finally! Tubulation has been achieved and Daniel can start composing ribald pimple limericks.

"Daniel's needle created a dimple
The size of a Saturday pimple.
The nurse said, "Are you blind?"
Dan replied, "I don't mind!
I've got two doctorates but I'm simple."
tubulation by gnostic3 August 17, 2023

Turbulated 

The act of getting thrown of the toilet seat while trying to use the airplane bathroom during a flight.
Why aren't their seatbelts in the airplane bathroom, cause I'm tired of being turbulated off the toilet?
Turbulated by AshleyFun February 4, 2010