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Travel Size Relationship 

Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.
Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.
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Tracyann 

Girl who is fiercely loyal.
A wild child with a loud mouth totally off the wall crazy but at same time motherly and caring and would move heaven and earth for those close to her.
Tracyann is absolutely crazy.
Tracyann by Gypsymai August 26, 2019

Travel Ban 

What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.
George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”

Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
Travel Ban by El Jquan2 December 8, 2020
If you find yourself a Tracy keep her ..

she's extremely loyal and when she loves she dedicates 100% in it..

she's cute and has a strange but funny sense of humour that not allot of people get .. and loves hugs..

She worksout.
Person 1 :That girl has guns for days ...

Person 2: she must be a Tracy!

Person 1 :OMG she's hilarious.

Person 2: she must be a Tracy
Tracy by meeemie December 3, 2016

Travel Lesbians 

Two straight women, usually good friends, that when traveling together engage in lesbianism, usually because they’re in committed relationships, don’t want to hook up with locals, or are arroused by the adventure.
Collette and Holland vacationed in Brazil, but because they didn’t want to hook up with any local guys they were travel lesbians for the week.
The most wonderful one-of-a-kind girl you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. A person that will make you smile just by glancing at her! A person that has super seductive eyes! A person that makes super cute faces that make you just want to kiss her and slobber all over her cheeks! A person that can get any guy she wants cause of her crazy attractiveness! A person that can fill your tummy with butterflies whenever you talk to her on the phone! A person with a great sense of style! A person that separates herself from most girls out there! A person that any guy would wait and fight for till she's theirs!
Wow *stares at phone* Tramy is calling! *happy*
Tramy by sekretadmyrer March 16, 2010

Travel Missus 

When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.
"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
Travel Missus by Travelboi October 2, 2014