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tank top friday

The most gay holiday that could ever be created.
Also, any person that is stupid enough to celebrate this holiday should be segregated from everyone else, because this holiday can be known to cause gayness in others around you
"Hey, you heard about those gay kids from Harbor?"
"Oh yeah,I heard they celebrated Tank Top Friday last week

Lil tank top 

A person who wears tank tops to small for them.
I nicknamed Shaun lil tank top since his tank tops are fit for a baby!
Lil tank top by Smi1eyface January 27, 2016

Tank top Al 

Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.
"Tank Top Al is such a chad."
"I know, right?"
"Mmmm muscles"
Tank top Al by anonymous March 10, 2022

tank top tony 

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.
My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

Military grade tank top 

Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.

(Can also be used by transgender men)
Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.

Wearing a pink tank top 

When you have an extreme tank top farmers tan and then apply sunscreen to the dark areas only before going out for a serious sun burn day. This way your pale, undisturbed, winter white skin will turn pink. Leaving you with a perfect Pink Tank Top.
After a month, Tanner finally took his top off and ended up wearing a pink Tank Top for a few days.