to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

to salt both sides of the pretzel by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Race to the bottom of the pile 

If you're a sheep and just fallow everything and everyone without knowing where you going or what you doing . just to belong to something.

Do your own thing ! Don't race to the bottom of the pile .

Race to the bottom of the pile by Bornsinner825 December 14, 2016

I walk to school both ways 

Used usually by Asian parents, trying to show their children how hard it was for them, and also defining the laws of physics where they will also say “When I was your age, physics wasn’t invented yet.”

“You kids have it so easyyy I walk to school both ways, uphill, one one foot, my other one was starting a business.” -Steven’s Dad

I walk to school both ways by I walk to school both ways March 14, 2022

T.O.M Bot 

T.O.M is the greatest discord bot ever made. It has so many unique features like social credit system (wow, so cool), random chinese gifs (+99999 social credits), command that responds with pong (omg, ive never seen a command like this in any other discord bot), random Confucius quotes (cool ig, it has too many hard words to understand) and a command that sends a dm to someone (very useful)

I've recently added T.O.M Bot to my discord server, i can dm my friends using it (incredible).

Thank you, Cheredun, for creating this cool Tireless Obedient Machine (T.O.M).

T.O.M Bot by Prolegas August 27, 2022

Bottle to the Throttle 

Northern Irish Slang

To drive drunk or under the influence of alcohol.

Jonathan:"Man can you pick me up? Otherwise i'll have to go bottle to the throttle"
Adam: "yeah Sit tight, i'll be there in ten"
Jonathan: "lect mate, see you soon"

Bottle to the Throttle by Zeitgeist0190 June 13, 2010

bottle to the face 

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.

michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight

bottle to the face by jjzoo March 1, 2009

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget 

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget by Shawn B. January 15, 2007