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Theodore 

theodore is the guy who broke my fucking heart and has a girlfriend but hasn't actually rejected me yet..... so i still have a crush on him.
"Did you hear that your name has a crush on Theodore?"

"Yeah. I'm their best friend of course I know."

"i cAN HEAR Y'ALL!"
Theodore by ur-mom-gay December 26, 2018

Theodore 

Theodore most Theodore's rather to be known as Ted and can be fun to hang around with but after around 30 seconds get really bloody anoying doesn't have many friends and is allways extra horny even when it comes to looking at his friends.
I have a boner because I'm Theodore
Theodore by Ali my had June 7, 2017

Theodore 

the cutest ever to be alive <3 πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹ hes the best ever no denying. And when quarantine is over cuddle the heck out of your theodore;) tehe
person 1: wow that's a cutie
me: omg that's Theodore my qt >;(
Theodore by ursillygal April 27, 2020

Theodore 

A dopy, slow moving woodland creature with poor decision making abilities and tandancies of over eating and drinking
Ryan stop being such a Theodore
Theodore by Shade of grey December 5, 2018

Theodore 

Theodore is a smart , handsome and loving person. As a friend you can allways relay on but you often get blinded by his kindness. He can be a real pain in the ass sometimes but not very often. But when he is he's super annoying.
Look at him. He's such a Theodore

Theodore 

Lit πŸ”₯ he yeets people all day long he’s athletic and likes donkeys he is stupid sometimes
#1-Theodore is kinda annoying today
#2- omg I onow
Theodore by Alaynadumby October 2, 2018