the worst kind of shit

That something that so degrades its field, that even the other shit hate it.

Among dictators, hitler was the worst kind of shit.

Among gaytalk moderators, denida is the worst kind of shit.

the worst kind of shit by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

The Best Kind of Friend

You two are so damn close you're almost dating... but not quite.

You spend all the time you can together and enjoy every second of it

People actually become concerned with the amount if time you spend together and how close you are

Wow Kayden and Victor are clearly the best kind of friend

The Best Kind of Friend by Oui Oui Baguettes Times Three January 22, 2020

Close Encounter of the Second Kind 

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.

Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!

Close Encounter of the Second Kind by M#TH August 12, 2018

close encounter of the turd kind 

1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.

2. Stepping on dog crap.

3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.

"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"

close encounter of the turd kind by carmenarmen February 11, 2010

Clash of The Other Kind

When two girls that you are currently "with" or with find out about eachother.

Dude 1: Sally found out ive been hooking up with Betty.

Dude 2: What a bad Clash of The Other Kind!

Clash of The Other Kind by The Pizza Maker October 18, 2010

Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind) 

When a guy (the meat) has sex with a girl who is on her period (the sauce) and also has a yeast infection (the cheese). Her vagina = the pocket

I once knew a guy who gave a girl The Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind).

Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind) by libbyannerose April 22, 2010

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind 

When you almost get caught jacking off.

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015