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get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

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When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
get your ass back behind the fucking couch by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019
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The fuckining. • The Quantum Fuckining • the fuckening • THE fuckening day • What the fuckening • The Anti-Fuckening • The Final Fuckening • The Great Fuckening • What the hap is fuckening • the fucking

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch 

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What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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the fucking 

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When your day is going just to well but you know something bad is going to happen.
“Steven your boss needs you he said it’s important”

“Oh there it is the fucking...”
the fucking by Marieky05 February 11, 2019
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Fuck the Fucking Fuckers 

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a valid sentence consisting of 75% cussing
aw fuck the fucking fuckers!
Fuck the Fucking Fuckers by [c0x0r] November 3, 2003
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The fuckening 

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When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.
“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.
The fuckening by Tasha Mali February 25, 2019
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fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked. fuck! 

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Oh dear the object in front of me appears not to be working
when your cental heating breaks down.....
fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked fuck!
7 in a row gramatically correct
fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked. fuck! by fred November 19, 2003
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