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The Walt Disney Corporation 

A money-hungry corporation that stopped making good original content years ago and almost exclusively makes shitty live-action remakes of the movies from their glory days, with the exception of a few poorly written sequels of the few tolerable movies they’ve created in the past ten years.

Walter the Farting Dog 

An immensely popular series of children's books written by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray with illustrations by Audrey Colman. Walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. However, Walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.

The Walter franchaise has five entries thus far: "Walter the Farting Dog," "Trouble at the Yard Sale," "Rough Weather Ahead For Walter the Farting Dog," "Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise," and "Walter the Farting Dog Banned From the Beach." All have made it on the New York Times Bestseller List.
Each time a new Walter the Farting Dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and I read about Walter's newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.

walter the dog 

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit
did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE
walter the dog by michealrosen April 16, 2020

Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach 

In his worldwide best seller Professor Walczak states that a species who prohibit their ability in order to help an individual among the species will rank lower among other species. Professor Walczak uses the example of 5 organisms with 1 of them not being able to survive independently. On moralistic grounds, the 4 organisms - instead of adhering to what natural selection is and ultimately letting it die - they help the organism meanwhile limiting their own potential. In conclusion Professor Walczak states that thought the 4 fully functioning organisms themselves thrive individually, due to the 1 organism being a limiting factor, it weighs down the rest of the group.
Have you heard of "On the Origins of Species" by Charles Darwin?

Nah I agree more with the Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach.

walter the belle glade beaner 

some gay bitch who gets jealous over silly shit who dates tasyor but doesnt deserve shit who eats cock samiches and who has hot wet bitt sex with pozo
that guy is so walter the belle glade beaner

Walter the dog 

Walter the dog is not dead, there are manye posts that he indeed is dead, however he is my dog and he still lives
Oh my gawd did u see the new post about walter being dead, he was such a cool dog...

Yea u know walter the dog? He is alive so stfu