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Frosty the Snowman 

When having sex with a chick, pull out and insert your favorite flavored Popsicle into the vagina. thus having vag flavored as you like. precede to fuck her with the Popsicle until she cums or the Popsicle completely melts.
proceed to eat out favorite flavor.
Clement gave Elenor the Frosty the Snowman this weekend hiking.
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Frosty the Snowman 

All he wants to do is go to Crobar and do blow.
Frosty the Snowman by Laura February 11, 2005

Frosty the Snowman 

1.)When you create a snow penis and fornicate yourself with it.

2. When you fuck a girl in the snow and bury her ugly face in it.

3. When you make a hole in the snow and fuck the hole...with ur teeny weeny.
1.Jaime: bro, last night it snowed, i couldn't believe it so i got up and had a frosty the snowman!
Wheels: NICE!!

2. Randy: Dude, how was ur date last night?

Tyrone: Aww man, did you see the blizzard outside. She thought it would be cool to get a frosty the snowman!

Randy: You sick fuck!

3. Do you like Frosty the snowman?! The cartoon? How old are you?
Frosty the Snowman by Tsunami Jaime February 24, 2008

Frosty the Snowman 

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."
We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?

Clean the Snowman 

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.
Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.

It's not over until the snowman melts 

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.
Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN 

A gay-ass mother fucker who scares kids into molesting themselves.
Oh shit, that man looks just like FROSTY THE SNOWMAN.
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN by DaMan September 5, 2003