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the Shoelace Express 

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A Short-lived Wisconsin Cannabis rogue Quorum Director who blasts sophistry at the Wisconsin Capitol, but forgets to pay the parking meter so his stupid fucking ass gets his truck towed.
Hey bro, can you float me $500? I was at the Capitol speaking sophistry and forgot to pay the meter. I'm stuck in five o'clock rush hour taking the Shoelace Express.
the Shoelace Express by xanadude313 August 31, 2019
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The Shovel • Drop the shovel • Fuck the shovel • Get The Shovel • put down the shovel • To get on the shovel like a ninja • When Shit Breaks The Shovel • word em up on the shovel • Shovel the dirt • Shoveling The Cotton

The shover robot 

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No, the shover robot pushes. It's the pusher robot that shoves.
Most people miss that...
The shover robot by The Robot Shover October 14, 2003
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Tie the Shoelace 

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To bend over in a wonderful fashion.
"Hey girl, you wanna tie the shoelace for me?"
"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"
Tie the Shoelace by Crustin April 30, 2006
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Have you seen the shoelace video? 

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A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”
Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.
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the shover robot 

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Do not trust the robot pusher - he is malfunctioning.
He has been pushed down the stairs.
the shover robot by The Shover Robot December 18, 2003
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shoveling the crease 

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To have sex.

Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.
Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"

A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."
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