The Rule of 'ish' 

The Rule of 'ish' applies to when someone is scheduling an activity's time. The person who designates the time with an 'ish' to the end implies that the activity may start 15 minutes before of after the given time. Failure to be ready during the 15 minute 'ish' window will result in sitting in the back seat of the car or (if no car is available) you have the right to make fun of the loser who makes you wait.

The Rule of 'ish'

Person 1- Hey we'll pick you up at 12ish
Person 2- Ok
*11:45*
Person 1- Ok were here
Person 2- But im not ready
Person 1- I guess thats backseat for you...FAGGIT!

The Rule of 'ish' by The(ish)Master June 14, 2010

The Rule Of Nick 

A widely accepted social courtesy asking that a given situation, object and/or set of circumstances should be left in the state it was found in; i.e. cleaning up after oneself out of respect for those that may follow after you.

A: "Ugh, Alex made her powdered peanut butter with the Brita water and broke The Rule Of Nick again."

B: "She forgot to switch it back? What else is new..."

The Rule Of Nick by iamabeachwalk March 8, 2009

The Rule of Three 

1) The rule of three is the rule that controls how and when celebrities die. If one celebrity dies then two must follow or the universe will become unbalanced. This is why Betty White has not died.

2) The rule that things that are written in threes are generally more funny, more satisfying, and effective

Example 1

Dude 1: did you hear about that 911 dialing cat dying?

Dude 2: ya I did! I wonder what celebrities will be next! The Rule of Three always keeps me on my toes!

Dude 1: I hope its Tracy Morgan.

Dude 2: I can't help but feel that's racist...

Example 2

The three little pigs and goldilocks and the three bears are all examples of The Rule of Three in fairy tales

The Rule of Three by él_tejon October 9, 2013

The Rule of Law 

An inevitable and unexplainable phenomena in which those of a bright skin complexion are attracted to those of a dark or darker skin complexion and vice-versa. It is a legal maxim in which no one is immune. Defiance of this rule will result in a devastating backlash in which the blasphemous relationship will not stand (i.e. break ups, cockblocking, impeded advances with either sex, etc.). It must be abided under any circumstances.

Dark skinned guy: "Man i just hooked up with this yellowbone man." -The Rule of Law

(Backlash) Bright skinned guy: "man i thought i was gonna get that bright girl, but all three of her black ass friends kept cockblockin me!" - The Rule of Law

The Rule of Law by Keggle Garbagio October 4, 2010

the rule of E 

though often broken, the rule of E states that the vast majority of cheerleaders have a name that ends with the sound of the letter E. this applies to nicknames and names that have a common nickname that ends in E

Examples of the rule of E are; Katie, Brittany, Ashley, Bailey, Cathy, Mandy, Dannie, Kimmy.

the rule of E by elalgarro October 15, 2009

The Rule of Barron 

A rule that gives children the right to be free from bullying because of the actions of their relatives.

"That's breaking The Rule of Barron, you can't diss a kid because of his relatives."

The Rule of Barron by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants January 24, 2017

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

The Rule of Bitch Equality by That bitch tree May 14, 2018