clicking the d-pad 

A reference to masturbation your sweaty twitch gamer friend would make.

"Hey guys sorry stream is late I was clicking the d-pad and got goo in my glasses." Said the sweaty twitch gamer

clicking the d-pad by TreOcculuem May 9, 2021

Blow up on the launch pad 

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

Blow up on the launch pad by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

The You Can Think Pad 

That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook

Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA

The You Can Think Pad by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

pull the padge 

to jack off

I take that VHS tape into my bedroom and honey I pull the padge all night long.

pull the padge by TracyMartel July 22, 2017

Use the Paddles 

A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.

Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.

Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"

Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."

Use the Paddles by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016

The Padalecki Limit 

The breaking point in which a heterosexual male will contemplate and initiate sexual intercourse with another man based on attractiveness. See: Jared Padalecki

"Gay male couple kisses furiously in front of on lookers."

Jacob: Eww, gross!
Zach: Dude, quit being such a homophobic swine!
Jacob: Take that back! I would totally have sex with another guy.
Zach: What???
"Sighs wistfully while looking at a hot pic of J Pad on his phone."
Jacob: As long as he meets The Padalecki Limit.

The Padalecki Limit by C. P. Wiggins III March 30, 2016

the paddington bear 

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.

I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.

the paddington bear by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006