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The Phantom Renamer 

The Phantom Renamer (TPR) is most likely someone you work with. He makes up nicknames for everyone and is a legend at it.
He may also be responsible for changing the name on items you own to the nickname he has kept for you.
This can be in the form of user names, digital files, etc
Person 1: Hey dude The Phantom Renamer strikes again.. look at the shared folder..
Person 2: Lmao! I wonder who TPR is?
Person 1: Legend!

Names on the shared folder:
Hank = Cal
Cal-ifornications (main character Hank Moody)
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ted leo and the pharmacists

band in which i wet my pants since the first note
i just listened to ted leo and the pharmacists and my pants are leaking cum

The Pharaoh's Curse

If you forget to return the slab in time, prepare for The Pharaoh's Curse.
The first signs of the curse is extra sand in your shoe for no reason. This lasts for about a week before the next sign. This is your last chance to return the slab before your demise. After this week your house starts being covered in sand. Things hanging from the ceiling in your house will fall down and sand will be covering the floor. The next sign is the one most associated with the curse, spitting out sand. Victims of the curse will start to spit out more and more sand as the days go by. This will all continue until the victim suffocates and dies.
Jamal: wus goo-fffff*spits out heavy amounts of sand*

Tyrone: You straight dawg?

Jamal: Nah, I got The Pharaoh's Curse

The Pharcyde 

An influential rap quartet from South Central LA. Members include Slim Kid, Fatlip, Bootie Brown and J-Swift. They met on the LA underground club circuit in the late 80s. Their debut album Bizarre Ride II was released in 1991, it went gold. Their second album Labcabincalifornia was released in 1994. It was not as quirky as the first but brilliant none the less. After a 5 years of hearing nothing from the group member Fatlip released a single, "What's Up Fatlip?" The Pharcyde continues to make muss to this day, however because of beef between the members Fatlip is no longer a part of the musical genius that was once The Pharcyde.
If you want to check out a real hip-hop group, might i suggest The Pharcyde.
The Pharcyde by Bonita Applebum February 24, 2006

both hands on the phone 

‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.

“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”

“What’s that mean anyway?”

“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”

“Ok thanks.”

"THE" photo 

'The photo' is a trend which people share their most iconic photo(s) of themselves or another person, and label it as their "the" photo.
This is Freddie Mercury's "The" photo

Insert iconic photo of Freddie Mercury
"THE" photo by textrixa January 16, 2022

The Phusion 

A jazz, funk, rock group that use the process of improvisation, experimentation and inventiveness, The Phusion has been on a mission to play honest and meaningful music that can run the gamut of being deceptively accessible to technically eloquent. Their sound is on a constant journey where the question "why?" does not exist and the response "Why not" does. They realize that improvement is always necessary in order to go beyond mediocrity, even when revisions have already been made. The soundscape in which they frolic in, organically changes depending on the mood of the group and the influences that creep into their minds. The term "Genre" does not restrict their creative passion, nor does the concept of "Mainstream" intimidate them from producing music that is different. They may still be in Highscool, but their musical love is planted firmly in the ground. It would be their honour to allow you, the listener, to partake in this new euphonious journey.
Woah, what is that?! "The Phusion"

I need to listen to something different..."try The Phusion"