hit the jim
hit the jim by Know1here October 23, 2022
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jim the cop'd
This phrase came about after a cop named Jim appeared on the TV show Three Sheets and spilled beer all over himself when trying to drink or chug beer. Jim the cop'd means to spill on yourself while you are drinking.
Hank over there Jim the cop'd when he tried to chug that beer.
That jerk would have lost the chugging contest if he did not Jim the cop'd.
That jerk would have lost the chugging contest if he did not Jim the cop'd.
jim the cop'd by Ryan Hagan January 15, 2008
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The Ol' Jim Halpert
"The Ol' Jim Halpert" is the phrase used to describe your facial expression when you are caught in an awkward, uncomfortable or undesireable situation. The term is based on the facial expressions of the character Jim Halpert of the hit television show, The Office.
Person 1: Lets loose a long and luxurious barritone bung-fart while imitating his obese boss. Person 1 then gets out of his chair and starts to walk the Sumo-Wrester while throwing cookies at his face Cookie-Monster style.
Person 2: Sits in grave silence as Person #1's boss quietly has witnessed the entire display from the table across the room. Person #2 has no options in this awkward situation and simply gives his dinner date "The Ol' Jim Halpert" look.
Person 2: Sits in grave silence as Person #1's boss quietly has witnessed the entire display from the table across the room. Person #2 has no options in this awkward situation and simply gives his dinner date "The Ol' Jim Halpert" look.
The Ol' Jim Halpert by trees-don't-grow-on-money June 17, 2009
Jim the Cop'd
Jim the Cop'd by Necroletariat January 13, 2008
Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro
Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."
Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.
Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.
Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro by Anti-Ambulance Chaser May 11, 2006
Jim the banker
Character used by Bonack to close bogues on a car deal. Bonack "calls" Jim when he has run into a brick wall and both the cookie jar and ladder of credit have failed him.
Bonack:Hey Jim the banker , thisssss Bonack. You still owe me a favor right?
"Jim":Yes(laughing)
Bonack:Ok, I am going to send you two deals and give you a free $250 detail package.
"Jim":Yes(laughing)
Bonack:Ok, I am going to send you two deals and give you a free $250 detail package.
Jim the banker by crippus1 April 4, 2009