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Hooker with the Heart of Gold 

The 'Hooker with the heart of Gold' is a a female and in rare cases, a man, who lives the tragic life of prostitution.

The hooker with the heart of gold is a caring, loving, person whose head and heart are all in the right place, but is in the prostitution business due to some ludicrous tale such as:

1)she has no way of paying a HUGE debt and has to work 2 jobs plus the corner

2)she is forced by the pimp to be a prostitute and doesn't leave because fear of him

3)a family member is deathly ill and she had to quit school and get 2 low paying jobs plus work the corner
Hooker with the heart of gold: Hey! wanna have a good time baby?

Pleasure seeker: Get in.
Several hours later.....

Hooker is walking back to the corner when she sees a hobo...she gives him half the earnings she just made even though her pimp is not gonna be happy. she puts the hobo before herself

The Mayor of Hooterville 

given as a compliment to a woman with an impressive rack, a bodacious set of ta-tas, an amazing couple of hooters.
Wow! Have you seen Marianne in that revealing dress? I'm voting for her to be The Mayor of Hooterville!

Puerto Rican hooker on the rag

Shot of Clamato/tomato juice, shot of tequila, followed with shot of pickle juice as chaser.
Yeah, Puerto Rican hookers are great, but have you ever had a Puerto Rican hooker on the rag?

The Mayor of Hooterville 

Someone who likes to go to Hooter restaurants all over the world where the Girls often give autographs, pictures, hugs, kisses and maybe even a phone number or two!!
It's a pity that my wife won't let me go to Hooters yet The Mayor of Hooterville almost goes on a daily basis!

Hooter and the Blowjob 

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?