The Hawking Test 

"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.

While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -

You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."

Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"

You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."

The Hawking Test by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010

The Hawes Effect 

When person(s) begin working in a neighborhood or populated area, the surrounding residents will come outside, and begin to look busy, such as mowing the lawn, or fixing the door frame that your wife has complained about for months now.

This typically occurs in persons past the age of 40.

Everyone just decided now would be a good time to mow the lawn?

Yeah, that’s The Hawes Effect dude.

The Hawes Effect by User76239 October 20, 2021

the hawkeye 

When you are about to cum and you ejaculate on a nerf dart and shoot it at your partners forehead

After the new Avengers movie, my girlfriend and I preformed The Hawkeye and she was so pissed

the hawkeye by Beast.yeast April 8, 2019

The Hawthornator 

No one knows the orgin of this reclusive super-hero. Her super-power is an elevated form of dyslexia which she uses to solve crimes and root out evil.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.

Was it a bird? Was it a Plane? No it was The Hawthornator and her retarded side-kick!

The Hawthornator by The Ginger Piper December 4, 2010

the hawk 

A big gun or weapon

We went to the truck and came back with the hawk

the hawk by jjthekid March 14, 2008

The Hawkesbury 

The Hawkesbury is a council in Western Sydney. Suburbs include many like Kurrajong, North Richmond, Richmond, South Windsor and many more. These suburbs are flooded with lads, drug dealers, Outlaw bikie clubs, dole bludgers, drug manufacturers, meth heads and pot heads. Crime is quite regular especially at Windsor train station and South Windsor. The hawkesbury is located 60km north west of Sydney.

sydney hawkesbury western sydney lads ghetto hood the hawkesbury

The Hawkesbury by Supaaah January 23, 2015

the hawk 

IN NORTHERN SAUDI ARABIA (AP)-Paratroopers call it "The Hawk" a piercing chill that cuts to the bone with a talon-like grip. -newark star ledger, 1/31/91

i about froze my koch, -thanks to the hawk!

the hawk by michael foolsley June 1, 2011