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pull up with the glock

basically a sentence you say ironically or unironically if you think of yourself as a class clown, you still stay a clown if you say it unironically.
Classmate 1: “ Pull up with the glock”
Classmate 2: “ What do you mean?”
Classmate 1: “ It means I’m getting the school supplies

Dump the glock or sum 

You want beef then go ahead and dump the glock or sum.
Dump the glock or sum by Nate601334 September 16, 2021

what the glock 

When you see a black dumbass ni66a
*sees 17stixks on the street* “What the glock!”

Glock the block

Verb.
To shoot at people from a moving vehicle; drive-by shooting.
I'm tired of those wanna-be gangsters! Let's glock the block!
Glock the block by DeideiNathan October 9, 2007

Glock in the rari 

The act of saying you have a Ferrari as well as an expensive handgun but really drives a Honda sedan from good 'ol 1987.
"Tim has a glock in the rari"
"Really he drives a Ferrari"
"No he drives a 1987 Honda and hasn't ever owned a gun."

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow 

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.
" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.