The Fruit

A title given to the one who is more fruity than anyone else. Used for a guy to demolish his reputation and to be picked on thereafter. They are elected once a year at the Fruit Election on May 26th which is dubbed Fruit Day. They will then hold the title for that year and pass it on when the next election rolls around.

Student: Hey is that the legend himself ?
Student 2: Yeah I think it is! It's The Fruit!
Everyone: Ahahaahah!
The Fruit: (sigh)

The Fruit by Zeph The God November 23, 2020

what the fruit 

Can be used to Express oneself in shock,anger, disbelief.

What the fruit

Jim, What the fruit did you just say!

what the fruit by Jayka920 October 26, 2019

foot by the fruit 

A footjob received from a blatantly homosexual man. Usually occurs in a Vegas hotel room, but can happen anywhere sexual acts usually occur. Examples include, but are not limited to: a strip club, massage parlor, fuck den, or a sex club.

"Oh man, I got GREAT foot by the fruit after that GSA meeting!" "Hey Bob, thanks for last night! I've never met anyone so willing to give me foot by the fruit without hefty payment in cash or illicit narcotics."

foot by the fruit by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018

the fruit basket 

penis and nuts showing through your squeezed legs.

aww shit bitch, your fruit basket makes me want to sit un your hard shaft and put it in my unlubricated vagina

the fruit basket by ben cassidy April 1, 2004

share the fruit 

A game played during partis where, a bowl of fruit is marinated in alcoholic beverages and then people bite half of the fruit and the next person that bites it gets to make out with them.

OMG I played share the fruit last night, I don't even know who i made out with!!

share the fruit by ak02134 September 3, 2006

The Fruit Bowl 

consists of B-nanners, B-berry, Peaches, and Grapes.

The Fruit Bowl dances at School Of Dance Arts.

The Fruit Bowl by Bneace February 29, 2008

The Fruit Canyon 

The Uncanny Valley, but for gender/sexuality, it is between the peaks of easily categorized masculine and feminine gender presentation.

Often applied in reference to voices, when you hear somebody talk and you have no idea what this person's gender is, but you do know they're queer.

When you call up a leftist org, and the person who answers is somewhere in the depths of the fruit canyon, that's how you know they're legit.

The Fruit Canyon by clayhands August 15, 2022