Fresh from the hamper 

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.

Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.

Fresh from the hamper by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011

When the egg is fresh baked 

"eggs are tasty. the egg could be a sunny-side up, hard boiled, scrambled, etc. if the egg is fresh baked, i will do a dance with my friends on top of the british flag with my man, plumpous"

-Tahan

Oh wow! A beautiful egg! When the egg is fresh baked, I will do a dance!

When the egg is fresh baked by RickRollin with Slim Shady February 10, 2022

Fresh off the bone 

(1) The period after an erection in which a man's member/phallus is semi-turgid and not quite yet flaccid. Generally, the penis is accompanied by one or more slightly visible veins.

(2) Double entendre (bone=sex): The ten minute period after a ejaculation/intercourse/masturbation session.

Dustin: Wow, you've got kind of a bulge goin' on down there Andy!

Andy: Yeah bro, I was just in my dorm room with this chick named Tatiana. I'm fresh off the bone!

Fresh off the bone by D.L. Glass August 24, 2009

Fresh off the Fence 

Being recently released from prison.

Man, you are not ready to settled down because you are fresh off the fence.

Fresh off the Fence by Vampyre318 November 30, 2015

Fresh off the pig 

The day after a bad day

I just got out of jail, I'm fresh off the pig

Fresh off the pig by Edac April 30, 2014

fresh off the motha fuckin block 

It shows how cool someone is and shit like that. Also, subway sandwiches are no longer 12 inches.

Example 1:
Person 1: Did you see that kid?
Person 2: Yeah, he was acting like he was fresh off the motha fuckin block or some shit.

Example 2:
Etika: You know who it is man, Iceman Fuckin Etika, yeah, we fuckin sound cool. Anyways, you know who it is man, we back for another Ice session. We down here, SLJ Fam, you know what it is man. We shootin the DVD, we in downtown Brooklyn, chillin, bout to get projects for our green project. Right in the middle of the free zone, you know what it is man. Just got out from school man, niggas bags and shit, you see that shit, anyway, we chillin in front of the SLJ Building. The highschool, that I go to but i dont give a fuck, we just here to spit. Right now, we about to kick an Ice Session, with a new MP. F R E S H O F F T H E M O T H A F U C K I N B L O C K

fresh off the motha fuckin block by Nebulaaa January 22, 2017

Fresh off the pipe 

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"

Fresh off the pipe by Thutton July 2, 2011