being the deer 

Being so thirsty that you look like you're about to mount someone, similar to what happens when you try to pet deer in the wild and it humps you.

Sami: I really want to go to his place tonight.

Kiley: Don't. You're being the deer.

being the deer by NeverADeer February 28, 2013

Being the Captain 

Like in the Star trek movies it means you are fucked.
You promote someone to Captain therefor putting al the blame and responsibility on that person. So you can sneak away.

"Hey James, i'm just going next door, and uh you're the Captain. Bye!"

"Ah FUCK!"

(therefor being the Captain)

Being the Captain by Spilox May 8, 2009

Being the Fire chief 

Being the fire chief is best defined as speaking out of your head, or talking in your sleep. While talking on the phone, should you suddenly become tired and start speaking crazy talk, you can be accused of "being the fire chief"

One night Eli was talking to Lauren on the phone and upon becoming very tired, Eli stated that he was the fire chief and proceeded to go into great detail of how he runs the fire house, hence he was "being the fire chief". This is the origin of this term.

Being the Fire chief by ChiefEP1234 June 16, 2010

should include the word being defined 

The message that pops up when you forget to include the word being defined in the example of how it's used in a sentence. This used to not be required.

This example should include the word being defined.

should include the word being defined by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

should include the word being defined 

should include the word being defined

should include the word being defined

should include the word being defined by anonymous November 12, 2020

Being The Pilot 

Another form/verbiage of DD or Designated Driver. Often heard around airline crews.

I'm so drunk. Thankfully Jack is being the pilot tonight gentlemen.

Being The Pilot by TheDirtyGoatee February 14, 2013

Being the Chelsea 

A phrase used to describe the domineering, spoiled person in the relationship.

"You're being the Chelsea," Steve said to Angie, as she complained about his meal.

Being the Chelsea by infinitejest42 May 15, 2016