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Bringing home the bacon and the sausage 

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.
Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

bring home the bacon 

supply means of subsistence; earn a living; attain success or reach a desired goal.
"Women nowadays not only take care of the household but also bring home the bacon"

"Keith brings the bacon home with an amazing goal to win the game"
bring home the bacon by keith gunn January 19, 2007

feeling the bacon 

"Feeling the Bacon": A feeling of overwhelming fatigue and generalized anxiety while working out, caused by eating an unhealthy meal. The phrase does not necessarily mean that the person had bacon, but that they ate poorly and are trying to offset said meal.
Example:

"Hey, how was your run!" - Person A
"Oh man, I was feeling the bacon." - Person B
"That bad, eh?!" - Person A

lay the bacon 

To give hard dick to a girl usually during sex.
Bruce said he was going to lay the bacon when he fucks me tonight.
lay the bacon by Bucklicious August 11, 2017

The Baconking Button 

When an individual doesn’t know how to correctly EV train their Pokemon on the Pokemon Showdown server, and will click the Smogon suggested spread
Hey man I have this Mew I wasn’t sure was EVs to give it”

I don’t know man just hit The Baconking Button”

milk the bacon

Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.

Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.
milk the bacon by Yu Wong March 15, 2008