tastes like tits 

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.

Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.

tastes like tits by Philip the person December 28, 2008

Freaky Deaky Tastic 

Someone who goes all out in various ways. Breaking it down on the dance floor, very sexual, and finds something dirty to almost anything someone says. This person is always least expected to be one and its very rare to find.

Duece: Hey you see me and katlyn breaking it down on the dance floor it was like we was sexing.

Kinson: DAAMNN BRA She's Freaky Deaky Tastic!!

Duece: Thats fo sho

Freaky Deaky Tastic by Katieboo7 April 11, 2009

tastes like ass 

foul, rancid, bitter, or otherwise unpleasant to the palate; disgusting; poor flavor

cook1: "Ugh, this stew tastes like ass."
cook2: "I'll say. It tastes like old cayenne pepper steeping in hot Guinness."
cook1: "I think I'm going to be sick."
cook2: "Me, too."

tastes like ass by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

Tastes like dick 

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.

Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"

Tastes like dick by home5lice August 4, 2007

tastious 

a combination of tasty and delicious.

dude the burritos here are so tastious, my mouth is already watering.

tastious by Jared Mac August 26, 2009

tryptophan-tastic 

The feeling of absolute fullness and slight drunkenness after eating large amounts of turkey.

wow grandma, that meal was fuckin' tryptophan-tastic

tryptophan-tastic by Taco_Exchange December 27, 2007

philistine-tastic 

The (usually sarcastic) celebration of the philistine ideals of low-brow, materialistic culture over the "highly overrated' ideals of an intellectually curious, artistically creative one.

My knuckledragger boyfriend is so perfect for me. I especially love his philistine-tastic pea brain. It's his second best feature.

philistine-tastic by Casey Poivre January 12, 2011