tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.

A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!

tapered shit by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017

tatered

To be extremely fatigued after a busy day and a night on the tiles.

Bob awoke, pale and dishevelled, after tiling a floor and a skin full down 'The Travellers'. "I'm absolutely tatered" was his response.

tatered by L.BSeed February 3, 2005

Tamered 

Smoking and inhaling an entire cigar in one sitting the result of which is a pounding headache and brief spurts of uncontrollable vomiting.

Kevin got "tamered" off of a cigar last night during the poker game.

Tamered by Garbinski May 25, 2011

tatered

Wickedly intoxicated

Hey bitch, you tatered?

tatered by tatered January 8, 2015

Tatered your tots 

To piss someone off; to get someone mad or angry, to tater one's tots

Remzson: "I hate you. You are so annoying."

Chris: "Geez, who tatered your tots?"

Tatered your tots by GerbieJean May 30, 2013

sweet tatered 

When atractive women get smashed and can no longer function with our help...

I can't take my girl drinking anymore lastnight she got sweet tatered and I had to carry her home

sweet tatered by Stinkfingers69 August 19, 2017

tapered jeans 

An attempt to create a happy medium between disco-era bell-bottoms and New-Wave spandex that failed miserably. They are usually high-waisted, full-seated, and quite narrow at the ankle (their character trait). Still sold in stores like Wal-Mart, Mervyns and Kohls and worn mostly by suburban moms who don't watch Desperate Housewives or Sex in the City.

Oh look honey, those tapered jeans show off your keds.

tapered jeans by Jonathan Carmona September 19, 2008