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tarquin touchcloth

'Oh Christ, just did a Tarky Toucher in my Undies'
tarquin touchcloth by Beardo April 27, 2004
a pantsless schmoozer who rapes women (or men, as it were).

thsi type of person also can be used as an alias when going in-disguise on-stage for cultural shows.

often full of wisdom because of their seniority, hence the anomaly of the tarquin.
naomi went on stage when they called her up, but told the mc her name was 'tarquin.' now everyone's gonna think she's a rapist.
tarquin by betchdeck November 5, 2009

tarquinne 

a girl that is a dirty hussy rat.
damn that girl is disgusting, must be a tarquinne.
tarquinne by rashman 761 July 10, 2011
A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.
I am Tarquin; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.
Tarquin by Magic Madam December 14, 2008
A person who usually lays low, is kinda shy, gets good grades, and someone who you would think is a teacher’s pet. But when you become a friends with them, you will realise how much a Tarquin will swear, use satire, and fuck around. Basically, a good kid with good grades at day, but a savage and incredibly funny and edgy person at night.
You know, this Tarquin is actually a lot more relatable than you think.
Tarquin by Biggie_Cheese21 November 22, 2019
a person who is freinds with many and is a joking asshole to them he means no harm but when a fight comes up he comes out on top
wow look at tarquin he just kick their ass with out a sweat
Tarquin by cosmicboi September 29, 2020