The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.

It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)

It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with

*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?

*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*

Man: the God's have answered my call

Flex Tape by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018

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Flex Tape

Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!

Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape

“I sawed this boat in half, and repaired it using only Flex Tape!”~ Phil Swift

Flex Tape by Jake Furry Killer August 18, 2018

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Run through the tape

To complete/finish a project or task.

For the past three hours the Red team has feverously worked on the puzzle and it appears that they are about to run through the tape!

Run through the tape by talk2me-JCH2 December 20, 2020

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Beat tape

Instrumental music compiled into an album or a mix by a beat maker/producer. Beat tapes are produced widely by independent hip-hop beatmakers.

Damu just recorded his new beats and shared it online as a beat tape.

Beat tape by Bodhi Satta August 30, 2013

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