"Yo bro I am
hanging out with fire ass chicks right now" (while you are
playing video games by your self, TAM).
"Yeah I will meet you at tailgating" (but you told your friends you are working in PHX when they see you drive by them in the same town, TAM)
"Yo I am at work right now" (Then you are busted driving by a group of your friends on your way to your house, TAM)
"Yeah bro I got drums" (When
you don't own drums at all, TAM)
"Yeah bro I am going sake bombing with fire ass chicks" (no such chicks are going soke bombing, TAM)