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One Foot Taller 

A cover singing male duet, one of them being one foot taller than the other, that played venues throughout various magical kingdom theme parks. Reaching their apex of popularity in the early 2000s among children and mothers alike through reinventions of popular soft rock hits from the 80s and 90s, where the song's typical subject matter of lost love and lonliness were re-invigorated with an air of optimism and "chin up" hope, and furiously backed up by the duet's: dramatic stage theatrics, intimate interactions with the crowd, elaborate sets, and generally wholesome "good clean time" image. The Duet is most known for their popular opening song/act "Two for One" and the 2003 worldwide tour of the same name, where the act was opened by a quick witted punning between the two singers, who would saunter and jog about the stage drumming up the crowd to chant "2 for 1" with a furious hand gesturing of three signals in sequence 1. 2 fingers 2. 4 fingers 3. 1 finger (repeat). There is a bust of their faces in dramatic comedic and tragic repose against the northward facing wall of Princess's castle in Anaheim.
i remember chanting two for one, two two, for one, at one foot taller concerts

10 feet taller 

Becoming a million dollars richer, the first two digits of one million dollars.
Millionaire: hey man i just got 10 feet taller !

Average joe: what do you mean ?

Millionaire: it means there's another million dollars in my bank

got a few inches on you and i’m taller

The way to tell a short person you have a bigger trouser snake than them
Let me get that as I have I’ve got a few inches on you and I’m taller

Live Taller 

To live taller is to live longer or live a life of better quality.
Edna: I just died at 37!

Alistar: wow, Edna, you needed to live taller
Live Taller by Lajdhfbsjskfnfns February 26, 2020

Live Taller 

The act of living longer or living a higher quality life.
Edna: I just died at 37!

Alistar: wow Edna, you needed to live taller!
Live Taller by Lajdhfbsjskfnfns February 26, 2020

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day 

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.
Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.