swine flu

Swine Flu is a miracle that passed from Mexico to the U.S. Because of it, public schools nationwide are closing, and you can buy two pounds of bacon for $0.99.

Jack: I have the Swine Flu!
(Schoolkids): HOORAY!!!

swine flu by Overlord Oozumpti May 13, 2009

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swine flu

A government smoke screen to cause fear and panic while they really are trying to put the fire out on other publicly humiliating news worthy topics.

If the heat's on Obama... it's swine flu on you!

swine flu by crazy 4 tennis April 27, 2009

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Swine Flu

1) A virus contracted from Mexicans, pigs, Mexican pigs, and rich kids who went south of the border for Spring Break.

2) A disease similar to bird flu, SARS, and West Nile, in the sense that it is hyped up by the media to be an epidemic, and turns out only killing a few people.

3) When the police show up unexpectedly to ruin fun. Adapted from pig, a term for the police.

1) Rick Kid 1: "I think I got syphilis on that trip to Cancun."
Rick Kid 2: "At least it's not swine flu."

2) News Anchor: "Five more people have been diagnosed with swine flu. Run for your fucking lives."

3) Cop: "Police! Open up!"
Homeowner: "Looks like we got a case of the swine flu."

Swine Flu by Swinenator7 April 28, 2009

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Swine Flu

When a person regarless of colour or gender has a sexual attraction towards Latin Americans / Mexicans.

Much like Jungle Fever.

John - Last night I fucked Selena Gomez, it was awesome.
Matt - What? man you got swine flu badd

Staci - Philippe looks really hot today..
Mary - Bitch you got swine flu, i hear its lethal

Swine Flu by Cheezburger&Friez September 29, 2009