swaller 

1. The moment when your slobber gets sucked in your throat and you swallow it and choke on it at the same time.

2. Also when a girl chokes on a cum while giving a blowjob.

2b. Thwoller can replace swaller when referring to a gay guy swallering on cum while giving a blowob.

"My girl was telling me one morning she woke up because she had swallered."

"She don't spit or swallow, she swaller!"

"He totally thwoller on me all the time!"

swaller by Jack Grow October 20, 2012

Shalled 

the act of getting delayed in the bathroom stall because the guy in the next stall finished shitting at the same time as you, and you'd like to avoid the awkward encounter at the sink

sink.

"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"

"Sorry, I got shalled, the guy next to me took forever to wipe his ass."

Shalled by Kj9999 June 28, 2016

smallediumexilarge 

a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned.

<15 minutes after smoking a bowl with your buddy>

CASHIER: "Thank you for calling Washington Street, Round Table! What can I get for you?"

ME: "I would like to make an order for pick-up. Could I have a smallediumexilarge All Meat Marvel?"

CASHIER: "A smallediumexilarge?" "What is that?"

ME: "That's a small, medium, large, and ex-large pizza-one of each bitch."

CASHIER: "That'll be 20 minutes, thank you."

smallediumexilarge by Tonamien Bullain September 10, 2008

Swaller 

Professional swallow-er.

A man or woman who can ingest a lot of items of varying sizes of loads, thickness, viscosity, volume etc. etc. with relative easy and alacrity.

This chick on 3rd Avenue is a real good swaller man.

Amazing to watch her work.

Swaller by GothicDeath January 25, 2012

swallenteer 

When the chic volunteraly swallows. You don't have to hold her nose and stroke her throat.

Dude shes a swallenteer. No mess, no muss, no fuss

swallenteer by The Stach January 11, 2014

Stalled Interview 

When you tug one off in a bathroom stall before a big interview to calm your nerves.

I threw my tie over my shoulder, pulled my shirt out of my pants, dropped trow and nutted one out. Stalled Interview at it's finest!

Stalled Interview by Dollhands June 4, 2016

Swalley Up! 

A term used to spark excitement and raise motivation levels.

The party's starting in half an hour and you're all still lying around. It's time to Swalley up!!

Swalley Up! by Nacholiferaft July 31, 2018