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sucked stupid

When a man has had his mind altered to the benefit of a woman via oral copulation of the his genitalia. A female's method of financial, social and/or environmental survival. When a man, figuratively, has his brains sucked though his penis.
Bob knew better but, he hadn't been laid in months. So, he co-signed for her car after he was SUCKED STUPID by this hot blonde.
sucked stupid by FireSloth August 3, 2011

Sucked and fucked 

She sucked and fucked me until my eyes rolled back in my head

Sucked into the ITG Machine 

The act of being sucked into a In The Groove 2 dedicated cabinate by a malevolent force. This could involve objects, people, ideas, buildings, etc..
"Oh shit! Alex just got sucked into the ITG machine."
"Dammnit, I finished my synthetic division homework but it got sucked into the ITG machine."
"I asked her out, she said no and got sucked into the ITG machine"

sucked mango 

Mock Hawk, Faux hawk hairstyle, resembling a sucked mango
Those fun boys all have the same, shitty sucked mango haircuts
sucked mango by The_House May 6, 2008

sucked up 

The look of a tweeker after prolonged use of methamphetamine, such as sunken cheeks, pale, malnourished, heavily fatigued, etc.
Man that tweeker was looking sucked up when they booked him last night.
sucked up by moth17 May 26, 2006