Strummingdad

A studley man who is often times envied for his skills in Call of Duty.

Man, I wish I was a Strummingdad.

Strummingdad by KingStrum September 12, 2017

Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.

After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.

Self-stranging by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013

slugging percentage 

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

slugging percentage by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

Strumping 

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

Strumping by Luke October 4, 2004

Scragging 

The art of grinding ones ass on any type of surface.

In his efforts to break in another new house, The Spic began scragging the shinny wooden floor.

Scragging by The Spic, B-ILL January 16, 2006

Shruggin 

A form of laughter where you're laughing without a sound. The shoulders are shruggin'.

We were shruggin' at the library when someone told us a funny joke. We were shruggin' so bad, we couldn't breathe!

Shruggin by Pisces10 July 26, 2009

Stagging 

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.

I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.

Stagging by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011