beef strokemeoff 

Masturbation, Hand Job, Straight strokin it

Jake went up to the spanctuary for some beef strokemeoff.

beef strokemeoff by Pedro2010 July 22, 2007

comfort stroke 

A kindly caress or pat on the back between friends or acquaintances intended to relax the recipient. It is most often employed to soothe emotions of frustration or worry. Though usually isolated from other physical contact and devoid of lascivious intent, the comfort stroke may sometimes form the beginning of a more sensuous college massage.

Christina: "Damn it, I can't believe that jerk ditched me for Yvonne!"
Blake: "Wow... Calm yourself. Here -" <Gives her a quick comfort stroke.> "Just take it easy, okay?"
Christina: "Boy did I need that comfort stroke. Now I can plan my revenge with a clear mind."
Blake: "Any time."

comfort stroke by TUnit March 31, 2008

stroke my cactus 

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick

"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"

stroke my cactus by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016

2 stroke poke 

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.

So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.

2 stroke poke by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Squid stroke 

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around

We will learn squid stroke today.

Squid stroke by ze original squids November 24, 2019

Straight For The Stroke 

A woman who isn't the best looking, but good enough to engage in intercourse with.

Lisa ain't a bad bitch but she's straight for the stroke!

Straight For The Stroke by BigBen9519 January 25, 2017

Stonker 

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022