Seattle Stir-fry

The act of vomiting on a mans penis, and using the vomit as a lubricant for a hand job.

I went out Janet last, thing got pretty hot and heavy. She ended up giving me a Seattle Stir-fry in the back of her 1996 Ford Taurus.

Seattle Stir-fry by rpm04wrx December 23, 2014

one-handed stir-fry 

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.

Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.

one-handed stir-fry by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Scandinavian Stir Fry 

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.

I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.

Scandinavian Stir Fry by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

MEXICAN STIR FRY 

When you put hot sauce on a girls ass and eat it out ;)

I gave that bitch a Mexican Stir fry

MEXICAN STIR FRY by Gdogg7707 April 7, 2019

HAITIAN STIR FRY 

When you are getting roughed up and it ends with a splintering mop handle being inserted...anally.

When I'm done beating your ass, you can look forward to a nice Haitian Stir Fry you bitch ass ho!

HAITIAN STIR FRY by LegendaryCurt October 18, 2020

Kentucky Stir Fry 

When you ejaculate on a girl's lower back doggy style while chewing tobacco, spit tobacco in the ejaculation, then stir it with you finger.

Bro i pulled a Kentucky Stir Fry on my chick last night.

Kentucky Stir Fry by Ass To Mouth August 2, 2012

Oriental Stir Fry 

Having a finger/fingers in an asian girl, but going in a circurlar (clockwise/counter) motion

That asian piece of ass dropped her panties and I gave her an oriental stir fry and then she love me long time

Oriental Stir Fry by Buck Walter May 3, 2011