Stimulitus

The reason someone misses work 2 out of 4 days after they get their stimulus check and still makes it to pick up their

regular payroll check.

Hey, where are all your workers today? Everyone came down with Stimulitus this week.

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stimulated as fuck

when you drink caffeine at the same time you rip nic

person 1: yo i’m so tired why are you so awake
person2: i’m stimulated as fuck rn

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Dense. Imbasil. Someone lacking the slightest degree of intelligence. A total idiot who has no concept of the ramifications of his (or her) actions.

You want to jump out of that airplane from 50,000 feet without a parachute like some STiMULi?

STiMULi by Joey November 17, 2004

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Civilization existing within the realm of a simulated reality.

"According to Scientific American, there's a 50-50 chance we all live in a simulization."

Simulization by McHiram August 21, 2021

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Anything that tastes delicious bought with stimmy dollars.

Went out and spent some stimmy dollars on a key lime pie, it was stimulicious.

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How it feels to chew 5 gum.

The ad says this brand of gum will stimulate your senses.

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The object of multiple “stimulus checks” provided by the IRS in response to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Man 1: Have you received your stimuli?

Man 2: Yeah, I got all three checks.
Man 1: Word.

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