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Sneezing Unicorn 

A gentle, two-phase queef.
Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.
Sneezing Unicorn by fewbs April 15, 2009
verbal act of being fresh
Im steezin on these heathens
steezin by Jreams January 16, 2010
Shreddin' the gnar with style n eaze. This act is enhanced by laid back tunes, nice gear, a chill attitude, and marijuana.
Hey bro, lets roll off into the woods and smoke a bowl then start steezin through the park.
Steezin by Spencer Eggmire January 11, 2010

Steering 

being a control freak (and/or extremely distrustful of the other person) by second-guessing his actions or manipulating him into doing what you want.

Often it's just as you're about to do the action -- change lanes, turn off the TV, whatever -- but by indicating they feel you should do that action, the steering person has taken all credit for it, and portrayed you as incompetent.
"Do you want to change lanes here?"
"Dude stfu, stop steering me, I was already going to turn there."
Steering by mercuryfx August 12, 2009

Steering Wheel Choke Hold 

While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!
On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!

Sneezing Whore Disease

A whore that sneezes repeatedly.
"I've been sneezing all day, I think I may have the Sneezing Whore Disease."