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Slick Starched 

When a woman has a yeast infection and you ejaculate inside her at the same time she has an orgasm causing the infection to intensify and become so wet ,yet thick that your penis is thereafter rejected looking as if it has corndog batter on it and the womans bean if you will starts becoming erect transforming into a penis and now your rectum becomes an innocent victim...
Bruh last night i was fucking the shit out of my neighbors daughter and she Slick Starched me then left me a tip. I hate it here...

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. 

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.
I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def

Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason* 

*and probably continued reading the description when the description isn't really that helpful.
You: *Searches up "Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*"*

you searched this up. 

you searched this up. this means.. basically nothing, why not just leave and search up somethin’ else, okay? now bye jimmy john.
“you searched this up.”

If you searched this up 

The fact that you idiots took a damm to search this into urban dictionary
If you searched this up...

Storched 

After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.

If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.

You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.
Last night I got storched!
Storched by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017