scorching the boulder

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.

Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!

by brojers May 4, 2011

Smoochking

A person that had a glitched picture looking like they kissed a girl

YO BRO ITS SMOOCHKING

by Zahori March 15, 2022

Slooshing

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

Spitching

The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!

Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!

by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

by MC? April 2, 2011

Spocking Fives

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.

That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015

scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave

Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face

by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018