beam splitter 

A piece of hair that partially covers a guy's pee hole, causing urine to go in two different directions.

Guy 1: Dude, why is there piss all around the toilet?

Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens, but its still kind of cool.

beam splitter by pot top November 3, 2012

dirty splitter

When you shit yourself and you g-string cuts it in half

Girl: You scared me so hard that it gave me a dirty splitter!

dirty splitter by UrbanCougar69 July 10, 2016

Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

Wood Splitter by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020

rail splitters 

women's pants (or underpants) that are so tight, they cause the same effect as "camel toe" (vagina lips are visually split apart through the fabric)

"She has some serious rail splitters on today"

rail splitters by HSW1987 May 20, 2010

clit splitter 

the female equivalent of a cock blocker.

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...

clit splitter by awesomechick2343 November 8, 2009

lickity splitter 

The act of one woman going down on another.

Dude that lickity splitter eats more pussy than you do!

lickity splitter by wldcts July 28, 2006

Peach Splitter 

A sextoy made by SplitPeaches.com

Split your peach with a SplitPeaches.com Peach Splitter!!

Peach Splitter by SplitPeaches.com March 15, 2009