Sperm Whale

To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.

Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!

Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.

Sperm Whale by Tragicmangina August 5, 2014

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Sperm Whale

1. A Whale that has spermaceti in his head, not sperm

2. A fat man who masturbates for a total of 24 hours in a fortnight (that may not seem like alot but remember that it's a TOTAL of 24hrs. Thats alot) and spews bucket loads of semen

Dave: "Woah! That guy is fat!!"
Bill: "Yeah, but his hands are covered in milk!"
Dave: "Umm... That's not milk, Bill. That's cum"
Bill: "What a Sperm Whale!"
Dave: "Bill, what's that mean, he's a Human!"
Bill: "Oh, it's a word that LemonyStuff invented."
Dave: "Woah, it all makes sense now!"

Sperm Whale by LemonyStuff September 4, 2009

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sperm whale

A girl gives a guy fellatio and he comes in her mouth. Before she swallows he shoots her in the head, causing the jizz to eject from her head similar to that of a sperm whale.

Dude #1 "Watching Free Willy reminds me of the time I sperm whaled that ho"
Dude #2 "Boy, you are one sick fuck"

sperm whale by Boo Bee December 17, 2008

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Sperm Whale

When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.

Jay gave fat sweaty Betty the sperm whale last night.

Sperm Whale by The_Only_Freakass November 6, 2010