Sparkle Cock 

When a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.

Yo, did you see Bromsa? He had mad sparkle cock from that tween.

Sparkle Cock by Quillar August 7, 2011

Sparkle Fairy 

A new variation of vampires pioneered by the [[Twilight franchise. They bear minimal resemblance to classical vampires and in many ways are more akin to fairies. One such difference is that they “sparkle” in the [sun instead of dying and awesome deaths.

Girl: Oh no! Is that a [vampire coming to kill us!

Guy: No don’t worry it’s just a sparkle fairy.

Sparkle Fairy by canadiancolbertfan November 29, 2009

Sparklegasm 

Occurring when something is so sparkly, glittery or otherwise shimmery and shiny that it temporarily overloads your senses with sheer delight possibly causing a need for new underpants.

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sparkly excitement, usually resulting from stimulation of the eyes by glitter, jewels or otherwise shimmery, shiny objects.

An instance of experiencing this.

The glitter eyeliner at the makeup store caused her to have a sparklegasm.

The diamond is so big that I have to change my panties when I look at it because I have a sparklegasm.

Sparklegasm by mama-zilla January 2, 2011

jimbob sparklepants

a exotic man who will sneek into ur house turn your clothes inside out and grade your cheese aka a tiny gremlin that kinda looks like spongebob squarepants...

hey omg someone snuck into my house last night

what did they do

they turned my clothes inside out

did they grade ur cheeze???

yea how did you know *GASP* WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

nothing you just got jimbob sparklepants...

oh

jimbob sparklepants by rawr! :P January 26, 2010

Sparkle Cow 

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Adam Lambert.

Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.

This crazy Sparkle Cow is freaking out because I said "Adam who"?

Sparkle Cow by Ragged September 6, 2013

sparkle motion

Phrase that can be used to describe something "awesome."

Originally from the movie "Donnie Darko," where Sparkle Motion was the name of a dance group composed of little girls.

Mr. Mac is my sparkle motion.

sparkle motion by Marie December 28, 2004

sparkle jump rope queen 

One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.

" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."

sparkle jump rope queen by Bellatrixtrash99 August 8, 2017