Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?

Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler

Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her

Miguel: well was she mad?

Jack: dude she was PISSED

Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER

*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*

The Spangler by spanglebaby April 20, 2018

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Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

Commandant Spangler by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

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spanger

teenagers/young adults (who are perfectly capable of getting jobs) who stand in front of 7-11 and ask people for spare change so they can travel around the country on tour with some crappy jam band

combo of "spare changer"

"I can't even walk down the damn street without those fucking spangers begging me for my last quarter!"

spanger by lulu98 December 28, 2005

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spangled

A term used when a person has over-indulged, be it with drink or with drugs :)

"Go and talk to the chocolate elephants, what am i saying, i must be spangled!"

spangled by Rusty Jones January 23, 2004

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