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sopranos 

A popular telivision mafia family found in a show of the same name on HBO. The core consists of
Tony, a large, level headed mob boss.
Carmela, the somewhat and rightly disgruntled spouse of Tony.
Meadow, the politically leftist but bright daughter.
A.J., the spitting image of Tony without all the redeeming qualities (an asshole).
Who gives a damn if Sex and the City is gone- we still have the fuckin' Sopranos!
sopranos by Frost March 12, 2004
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Sopranoness 

Sopranoness is a term used to describe the overwhelming talent and efficiency of a soprano. Sopranoness will aid in helping Henry’s hair grow longer, luscious, silky, and gorgeous. It will also prove proficient to attract the wild mikayla.
Mr Hudson:

*In a seductive hudsidian voice*

“ Henry, thy sopranoness is immaculate. Achilles quiv'rs in thy presence. Roland hast fallen from the heavens just to seeth thee. Patroclus hast risen from the dead to stroketh thy luscious locks.”

Felipe:

“Oh that’s hot.”

Connor:

“WOW Henry, your hair looks fabulous! It has upped your sopranoness!”

Mikayla:

“Oh henry, you look so attractive. I am loving your new hair. You have tamed me with thou supreme sopranoness.”
Sopranoness by Tatianakus the III September 18, 2020

Smoking on soprano 

Smoking a lot to lose feeling and lose touch with reality
“Dude you smoke too much

It’s fine I’m smoking on soprano”
Smoking on soprano by Taterito February 22, 2023

Eyebrow Soprano 

A soprano (usually in a middle to high school choir) who shows the audience how high her voice is going by raising her eyebrows to extreme heights.
"Stop raising your eyebrows during the high parts!" the choir director yelled. "I don't want any eyebrow sopranos."

Guy #1: Dude, that note's a high G!
Guy #2: Yeah, I can tell because of the eyebrow sopranos.

Mezzo-Soprano

The medium womon's singing voice. Plays evil characters; seductresses, vamps, occasionally teenage boys...
Listen to this... the lengendary mezzo-soprano character of Carmen... crooning her seductive Habañera...
Mezzo-Soprano by Sam October 27, 2004

fake soprano 

A person, ussually in youth musical theatre, who pretends to be a Soprano vocalist generally because they want the tune. Their vocal range is clearly not suitable to be a Soprano.
Sarah: I'm a soprano, we always get the tune, so it is good
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano
fake soprano by TheatreKid24601 October 23, 2013

the sopranos effect 

when you watch the first episode of a show and begin obsessively watching it, sometimes learning all the actors names and trivia about the show.
Guy 1: Yeah, i just watched 8 episodes of The Wire in one sitting.

Guy 2: You’re under the Sopranos Effect.