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Socrates 

A person who asks questions to what seeminglycan not be answered. Reasons for these can be:

A. They wish to incite questioning within their conversation partner.

B. They genuinely are curious, stupid and/or foolish.

The word is a reference to the greek philosopher Socrates, who was known to question every answer he got.
Nobody knows if he was secretly being next level or if he was just being a dumb shit.

Either way, everyone got tired of his bullcrap.
A.

Adam: "Why are you a christian?"
Dave: "Because i believe in god."
Adam: "Why do you believe in god?"
Dave: "I see what you're doing here, Adam. Quit being such a Socrates and get back to work."

B.
Kjetil: "Who put my name on urban dictionairy
Steven: "Stop being a fucking socrates, dipshit."
Socrates by Edgar "Edgy" Tarsh March 15, 2020

Socrates 

Most likely queer asf and a top
Chile Socrates is a dom top
Socrates by DrippininCs November 23, 2021

Socrates Troll 

A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
Socrates Troll by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015

Socrates Face 

Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)

An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.

"So yeah this one time I was at a game with my friends.."
"Yeah?"
"And I got some really good seats on an upgrade program."
">suppressed laughter<"
"What? Something behind me?"
"No please continue."
"Um, ok, well anyways I got to sit in like the 3rd row..."
">giggle<"
"Dude what the fuck are you laughing at?"
"Nothing nothing just keep talking."
<Looks at guy behind him> "WTF you guys are fucking gay, I'm outta here"
BAAHAAHAAHA SOCRATES FACE!!
Socrates Face by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010

Socrates Face 

Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)

An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
BAAHAAHAAHA SOCRATES FACE!!
Socrates Face by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010

Socrates Face 

Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)

An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
BAAHAAHAAHA SOCRATES FACE!!
Socrates Face by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010